There are almost no words to describe Moby. Standing just under 3 feet tall and weighing more than 50 pounds, Moby may very well be the BIGGEST dildo in the world! This absolutely massive cock is made of firm, flexible rubber, and from balls to tip is lovingly detailed and crafted for realism. What will you do with Moby? Impress your friends, make him the centerpiece at a wild party. Use him as a unique prop, or make him the star of your next tradeshow. We guarantee Moby will grab tons of attention and make you the focus of every eye. There may even be a soul out there brave or talented enough to use Moby as a traditional dildo. With this tremendous and truly unique cock, anything is possible! You are limited only by your kinky imagination.
Measurements: 35.5 inches in height, 25.5 inches in circumference
Material: PVC
Color: Flesh
If your tired of your woman not looking like a freshly-plucked and gutted oven-ready chicken then this beautiful Xmas dinner table centerpiece will wreck her womanly parts for you and save your unhappy relationship. After all, if you are packing a mere 10 inches with a tragic 4-inch circumference then who do you expect to satisfy?
When not causing major internal trauma to your loved one it’s perfect for kids to play with and learn from. Be sure to use industrial cleaning products to remove the daily build-up of blood and gristle. Alternate uses include use as a perfect, and discreet, clobbering weapon on a drunken lads night out or football firm brawl, or even as a counterweight when luring the Predator into a crudely devised rope snare trap. Drawing a smiley face on the crest also makes an ideal “Wilson” for when you are stranded on desert islands.
You could get away with murder with one of these bad boys. Who the duck is gonna believe you beat the hell out of someone with a 3 foot super dildo?….hypothetically speaking of course. 50 pounds of rubbery force to the noggin and BAM! its all over
Purchased this as a gift for my wife. Was disappointed the model crouching next to it did not come with it. Great pool toy. Would have liked if it was a little more expensive and if it was able to play PM Dawns greatest hits. Maybe in the future they’ll add that option. As for now, We just hollowed out the balls and put a wireless speaker inside. We just tell the kids that it is a large penis and they are none the wiser.
This remarkably lifelike superdong has already found good use as a hat stand, cat scratcher post, and when placed in the yard, a bird/neighbor deterrent. Most nights I fall asleep cuddling it, softly sobbing and searching in vain for meaning and purpose. 5/5, will purchase more.